Sherk

Sherk grabbed onto the semi-automatic and the meat cleaver. WIth the meat cleaver, he tore open her chest, and severed her appendix. She lay there. "ANNY LAST WURDS???!!!" "N-N-no." Donkette said, her voice barely even a whisper. Sherk grabbed the semi-automatic, forcefully opened her mouth, shoved it into her mouth, and pulled the trigger.

Donkette was dead.

With Sherk's bloodlust fufilled, he approached Lord Fuckwad, shot him in the heart, and flew Santa's dented rescue helicopter back to Lord Fuckwad's mansion. From there, he inherited all his money and big booty bitches. As he was pleasured by one of them, Sherk felt content, and he lived happily ever after.